brosplain

A family-friendly version of mansplain and mansplaining when a brother "explains" to his sister her relationship with other family members.

I brosplained why Anna is wrong about Mum, I think she gets it now.

by Croz2016 July 20, 2016

Briesplaining

The act of SJWs trying to worm their way out of negative consequences for their blatant racism/sexism. Most notably the briesplainer will always avoid any kind of apology, will avoid any admittance of wrongdoing, and will never take responsibility for their words/actions. Another common trait of briesplaining is an attempt to blame and shift negative attention onto the target of the original prejudicial/discriminatory actions.

Named for the desperate backpedalling by Brie Larson and her fellow SJW supporters in defence of her campaign of racism and misandry in the weeks preceding Captain Marvel's release.

Bob: Did you see Brie Larson's latest interview?
Dave: Yeah, it was pathetic, she's constantly just briesplaining rather than admitting she was wrong.

by DarkFenix February 25, 2019

Bernsplain

1. To make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. Without real definition, Obfuscate.
3.

a. To have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified

b. To offer false reasons for actions, false belief.

Let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. Internet polls, and big crowds.. that's the ticket.

by Amimnoch April 22, 2016

Brownsplain

Brownsplain, or Brownplaining is when a nonwhite, usually a Mexican, explains the history and character of The West to a White person while being unqualified to do so. This usually happens in Rightwing Christian vs Pagan debates, but it does happen in other topics regarding Western Civilization.

Pedro: "Let me brownsplain the history of europe ese. So basically white people used to be evil pagan heretics and then they all realized it was wrong and became christian and that’s what made them based on god no cap! And since i’m also a christian you have to let me into your society!!"
Wyatt Mann: "Shut the fuck up you cringe T50 Swarthoid! You have no right to Brownsplain my history to me! *disintegrates Pedro with Aryan Laser Vision*"

by CelineDB April 26, 2023

Bragplain

To brag and complain at the same time.

An example of bragplaining: It rained on the way to my modeling shoot. My designer dress got ruined! At least everyone said they were speechless at my beauty anyway.

When people want you to know how great they are but still whine at you, they may bragplain.

1. Ashley's Facebook statuses are so obnoxious. All she does is bragplain.

by FansAndFlames November 21, 2011

Bragplaining

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.

Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.

by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010

botsplain

Botsplaining is similar to mansplaining, except that the actor in this case is an AI chatbot. While attempting to use the tool to explore unusual ideas and concepts, the bot will continuously interrupt the conversation in order to condescendingly interject comments such as "it is crucial to understand that diverse viewpoints exist" as if you were clearly such a dolt that you didn't understand that talking about one viewpoint does not amount to forgetting that other viewpoints exist.

Yesterday, it was botsplained to me by ChatGPT that diversity exists in the world.

by anonymous May 23, 2023