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Brownsplain 

Brownsplain, or Brownplaining is when a nonwhite, usually a Mexican, explains the history and character of The West to a White person while being unqualified to do so. This usually happens in Rightwing Christian vs Pagan debates, but it does happen in other topics regarding Western Civilization.
Pedro: "Let me brownsplain the history of europe ese. So basically white people used to be evil pagan heretics and then they all realized it was wrong and became christian and that’s what made them based on god no cap! And since i’m also a christian you have to let me into your society!!"
Wyatt Mann: "Shut the fuck up you cringe T50 Swarthoid! You have no right to Brownsplain my history to me! *disintegrates Pedro with Aryan Laser Vision*"
Brownsplain by CelineDB April 26, 2023

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

Brownsplaining 

Any South Asian trying to explain to another South Asian a fundamental term/concept which they already know, but Person #1 mistakenly assumes that they aren't aware of.
This FOB totally tried Brownsplaining me what a Rasgulla is, assuming I'm not Desi because of my name after I posted a picture on Twitter of what I'd served a friend for dessert. He actually said, "That's not rosgulla for sure. Rosagullas are white little balls dripped in sugar syrup" like I had no idea what they were.
Brownsplaining by MonsoonPuma October 8, 2019

Brownstain

1) the mark one finds in one's underwear after failure to wipe the anus properly;
2) any member of the legion of fans that supports Chris Brown regardless of any circumstances, often with rabid support.
You see that brownstain over there? She just pulled a knife on me for saying that Chris might be more talented at hitting women than beats. Classic brownstain.
Brownstain by Viktorious October 21, 2011

brownstain

a person who says dumb and stupid things or acts like a loser.
jared is acting like a brownstain
brownstain by jimisnotbrown February 22, 2007

bronsplaining

Bronsplaining, also known as lebronsplaining. When you make up excuses for Lebron James losing or why you think he's the GOAT (greatest of all time).
You: Lebron hasn't bening playing defense this year.

Friend: Bro...he cant do everything. Hes allowed to take a rest.

You: Stop bronsplaining. That's a terrible excuse.
bronsplaining by Rick Urban July 20, 2018

brownseling

You need brownseling.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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