Brownsplain, or Brownplaining is when a nonwhite, usually a Mexican, explains the history and character of The West to a White person while being unqualified to do so. This usually happens in Rightwing Christian vs Pagan debates, but it does happen in other topics regarding Western Civilization.
Pedro: "Let me brownsplain the history of europe ese. So basically white people used to be evil pagan heretics and then they all realized it was wrong and became christian and that’s what made them based on god no cap! And since i’m also a christian you have to let me into your society!!"
Wyatt Mann: "Shut the fuck up you cringe T50 Swarthoid! You have no right to Brownsplain my history to me! *disintegrates Pedro with Aryan Laser Vision*"
Wyatt Mann: "Shut the fuck up you cringe T50 Swarthoid! You have no right to Brownsplain my history to me! *disintegrates Pedro with Aryan Laser Vision*"
by CelineDB April 26, 2023
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I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
by Bogrimm March 11, 2018
Get the brainsplain mug.Any South Asian trying to explain to another South Asian a fundamental term/concept which they already know, but Person #1 mistakenly assumes that they aren't aware of.
This FOB totally tried Brownsplaining me what a Rasgulla is, assuming I'm not Desi because of my name after I posted a picture on Twitter of what I'd served a friend for dessert. He actually said, "That's not rosgulla for sure. Rosagullas are white little balls dripped in sugar syrup" like I had no idea what they were.
by MonsoonPuma October 8, 2019
Get the Brownsplaining mug.1) the mark one finds in one's underwear after failure to wipe the anus properly;
2) any member of the legion of fans that supports Chris Brown regardless of any circumstances, often with rabid support.
2) any member of the legion of fans that supports Chris Brown regardless of any circumstances, often with rabid support.
You see that brownstain over there? She just pulled a knife on me for saying that Chris might be more talented at hitting women than beats. Classic brownstain.
by Viktorious October 21, 2011
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Get the brownstain mug.Bronsplaining, also known as lebronsplaining. When you make up excuses for Lebron James losing or why you think he's the GOAT (greatest of all time).
You: Lebron hasn't bening playing defense this year.
Friend: Bro...he cant do everything. Hes allowed to take a rest.
You: Stop bronsplaining. That's a terrible excuse.
Friend: Bro...he cant do everything. Hes allowed to take a rest.
You: Stop bronsplaining. That's a terrible excuse.
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