brosic
Nate is being so brosic right now, wearing his college football jersey and drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
brosic by mrpinkerton May 5, 2017
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Broicide
1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.
2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.
2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.
1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!
2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!
2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!
Broticulation
A bro's art of articulating an idea amongst other bros. Often the concept will be misunderstood by non-bros due to a misbrommunication on their part, however, the bro himself is never accountable for a lack of clarity when broticulating.
Brent- "Yo Chad, I saw this awesome truck today, it had like these big things at the front and all this other awesome stuff at the back"
Chad- "Wow bro I totally get what you mean on account of your excellent broticulation".
Chad- "Wow bro I totally get what you mean on account of your excellent broticulation".
Broticulation by Bro-EE3 November 25, 2009
brosocks
Brendan: matt, what are you doing at the gym without brosocks?
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
brosocks by timeforbuisness June 19, 2011
Last of the Brohicans
"Mike was a good man. Some might say he was the Last of the Brohicans. But now, he too, has fallen victim to a treacherous succubus.
Last of the Brohicans by AlphaCharlieEcho March 18, 2011
Brosect
To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:
a) Talking to another bro.
b) Talking to a chick.
c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).
a) Talking to another bro.
b) Talking to a chick.
c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).
Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."
Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"
Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'
Bro: "Dude.."
Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"
Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'
Bro: "Dude.."
Brosect by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010