brosic

When he's totally a bro, yet completely basic.

Nate is being so brosic right now, wearing his college football jersey and drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

by mrpinkerton May 5, 2017

Broicide

1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.

2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.

1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!

2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!

by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

Broticulation

A bro's art of articulating an idea amongst other bros. Often the concept will be misunderstood by non-bros due to a misbrommunication on their part, however, the bro himself is never accountable for a lack of clarity when broticulating.

Brent- "Yo Chad, I saw this awesome truck today, it had like these big things at the front and all this other awesome stuff at the back"
Chad- "Wow bro I totally get what you mean on account of your excellent broticulation".

by Bro-EE3 November 25, 2009

brosocks

Tall black or white socks. Usually worn by bros, or just badasses.

Brendan: matt, what are you doing at the gym without brosocks?
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.

by timeforbuisness June 19, 2011

Last of the Brohicans

(Adjective). The last man to get pussy-whipped out of a group of friends.

"Mike was a good man. Some might say he was the Last of the Brohicans. But now, he too, has fallen victim to a treacherous succubus.

by AlphaCharlieEcho March 18, 2011

Brosect

To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:

a) Talking to another bro.

b) Talking to a chick.

c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).

Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."

Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"

Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'

Bro: "Dude.."

by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010

bropical

a type of climate that pertains to brisk (cold) and tropical (wet)

"holy moly, it's kinda cold out here and it's only worse because it's raining too"

"yeah bro it's pretty bropical"

by spicasso November 6, 2015