Definitions by Dinkmers

Pro Brono 

(adv/adj) Denoting work undertaken by a bro for the good of one's bro without compensation, esp. when that bro needs help moving, a ride to the airport, or even a temporary wingman. Such work is considered just as noble, or perhaps nobler, than other voluntary service.

(adv) I do kinda have something else broing on tonight, but after I rackjacked Ted last night, I feel like I have to throw him a brone and help him hook up with Robin pro brono.

(adj) Might I enlist your pro brono services, gentlemen? This Tijuana prostitute isn't going to bury itself!

Pro Brono by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

Brone 

(n.) An act of selflessness bestowed on or by a Bro.

Come on, we've been Bros for years now, and all I'm asking is that you sleep with ONE hermaphrodite. Throw me a god damn brone here.

Brone by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

Broicide 

1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.

2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.

1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!

2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!

Broicide by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

Peef 

The male version of a Queef. Physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the penis with magnificent force and beauty.

Fapfapfapfap *paaah*
"Daddy, did you just peef in my face?"
"Shut up, junior. You're adopted."

Peef by Dinkmers April 12, 2009

Rhode head 

Head given within the parameters of Rhode Island.

"Hey B-rett, did you get any Rhode head when you were in Rhode Island last weekend?"

Rhode head by Dinkmers December 24, 2007

Vagildo 

A dildo for those who are in favor of vaginas. Instead of a penis shape, the vagildo takes the form of a vagina.

Excuse me sir, may I borrow your vagildo? I am in need of pleasuring myself.

Vagildo by Dinkmers December 24, 2007

Trenis 

Three penises (penii). Caused by a rare genetic disorder. In pornography, this is often implemented to simultaneously pleasure three women (or men, or a combination of both). Will most often result in a trigasm.

"Hey William, how large is your trenis?"
"Do you mean individually or combined?"

Trenis by Dinkmers December 24, 2007