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Broicide 

1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.

2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.
1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!

2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!
Broicide by Dinkmers August 20, 2009
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Broicide 

The act of breaking the bro.code so badly, (such as sleeping with a bros sister) that the only reasonable punishment is to be removed from the bro group.
"What happened to Frank dude?"

"He slept with Johns sister, he committed a complete Broicide."
Broicide by King of the bro code. October 22, 2023

broincidence 

a natural phenomena where two bros experience the same thing while at different locations or times, or something that is an extreme coincidence happens amongst bros. Its more than a coincidence, its a broincidence.
Example 1:
BRO 1: At approximately 10:37 P.M. EST on June 12th, I got it in with that hoe Amy
BRO 2: Dude bro, the same thing happened to me at the exact same time exactly one year ago!
BRO 1: Its a broincidence!

Example 2:
BRO 3: Bro! What are you doing here at the strip club?!?
BRO 4: Objectifying women, what about you?
BRO 3: Same!
BRO 4: What a broincidence!
broincidence by jaustin69 December 21, 2012

Premeditated Bromicide 

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.
Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!
Premeditated Bromicide by VTHokie September 11, 2009

Bromicide 

Because your bros are on your side! Gat your back in a homocide. Living beside you through your life. Taking you past all the bad in your life. Building you up to the Rumi light!

Ya know, the other day I just wasn’t feeling it! Then my dog came by, showed me the signs. That’s my Bromicide.
My friend that builds me up no matter what! Ya know it’s simple but it’s just life when your friends feed your light like bromicide!
Bromicide by Dar_Ditty February 14, 2018
1) killing ones own brother.

2) killing someones elses brother.
His bro got him but Ed is planning a little brocide for revenge.
brocide by manzeerORbro? December 15, 2009