Brosect

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To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:

a) Talking to another bro.

b) Talking to a chick.

c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).

Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."

Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"

Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'

Bro: "Dude.."

Brosect by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010

Words you can keep

Brotection

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

Related Words

Brosectomy • Brosect • Brosectamy • brosectemy • brosectmy • Brotection • Brojects • Brojected • brofecta • brorection

Bronection

When two friends feel a special bond. Completely straight.

Guy 1- Dude did we just think the same thing?

Guy 2- Hell yeah dude that's bronection

Bronection by OhSoKrushhy May 9, 2014

Brofecta

Having sex with all three brothers in the same family.

After nailing two brothers at the same time in a bronage a trois, Jenny later decided to bang the third to complete the brofecta.

Brofecta by Flimsygirl April 26, 2017

Brotector

A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.

"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"

"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"

Brotector by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

Brojection

n. To reject a girl who is hitting on you that previously went out with one of your bros.

guy1: "That chick got turned down so much last night, there was a lot of brojection going on"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"

Brojection by jfoe November 30, 2010

brofection

Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.

That was one brofectionate hug bro.

brofection by ryan ong February 19, 2011

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026