Brosect

To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:

a) Talking to another bro.

b) Talking to a chick.

c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).

Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."

Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"

Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'

Bro: "Dude.."

by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010

Brotection

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

Bronection

When two friends feel a special bond. Completely straight.

Guy 1- Dude did we just think the same thing?

Guy 2- Hell yeah dude that's bronection

by OhSoKrushhy May 9, 2014

Brofecta

Having sex with all three brothers in the same family.

After nailing two brothers at the same time in a bronage a trois, Jenny later decided to bang the third to complete the brofecta.

by Flimsygirl April 26, 2017

Brotector

A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.

"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"

"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

Brojection

n. To reject a girl who is hitting on you that previously went out with one of your bros.

guy1: "That chick got turned down so much last night, there was a lot of brojection going on"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"

by jfoe November 30, 2010

brofection

Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.

That was one brofectionate hug bro.

by ryan ong February 19, 2011