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brosensual

It wasn't bro-rape! It was totally brosensual.
brosensual by Mitch Tyler October 16, 2010

Brossential 

Totally crucial to the broship. Necessary to or essential to the continuation of the brohood.

Once a broship has been formed, one may, in many instances encounter circumstances that test that broship. Though in theory the brohood is forever, they can be broken, if a bro: fails to embark upon an epic journey (Taco Bell, like beer, is not as good alone), or leaves a bro when most in need of the broship, hooks up with a bro's babe, makes out with another bro, gets a bro in jail, or takes some action resulting in a brotastrophe.

The unwritten rules of brohood are, by definition, brossential.

We try to avoid the use of brossential as the strong desire for the presence of the bro. This may impliedly violate the rules of the broship as brohood remains in the realm of philia.
It is brossential that we finish this definition together....bro!!!
Dude! It is brossential that we finish this game tonight!!!
My girl just broke up with me, bro. It is brossential that you buy me a beer or some T-Bell.
This is a quest bro….if we don’t finish this it would be like if Mario just let that chick do that dragon...he didn’t let that fly and neither can we…this is brossential!
My bro was supposed to bail me out, but he got some pussy instead, fuck him. It is brossential that bros come before hoes.
Brossential by Dashjoma December 23, 2010

Brosen One

A man who is born to lead all bros; Son of Broseidon, lord of the Brocean.
Bro 1: I heeard the Brosen One has arrived...

Bro 2: Dude thats awesome! Lets go join the brosession.

Bro 1: Righteous! I am so stoked.
Brosen One by Broganite July 23, 2010
Synonym for beer, usually used by people who kick ass
Excuse me sir, where are your bronsens located?
What is the status with the bronsens for tonights party?
bronsen by Obuck April 23, 2006

Theodore Broosevelt 

Combining the word "bro" with the U.S. president Teddy Roosevelt's last name to form a more distinguished way to call someone a bro.

Phrase originally coined by Cool Dang Sarazing circa 2009. This phrase has become a popular insult/compliment to many people in the U.P. of Michigan.
bro 1 to self in mirror: what's up Theodore Broosevelt!

bro 1: "giggles to self"
Theodore Broosevelt by tyamo April 5, 2011

brosenthaling

to brosenthal

Used in theatre when a person has to play several characters at the same time cause there are not enough people to cover all the roles. Often linked with lots of quick changed on stage. It was first defined in the Tin Can Brothers' show "The Solve It Squad Returns", where Brian Rosenthal simuntaneously plays all of the six employees of the hotel.
Person 1: In this scene, James plays Duder, Sami, Tanya and Toby because all the other people are busy.
Person 2: Man, he's really brosenthaling!
brosenthaling by himbeeereis July 12, 2020