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Brolentines Day
The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
Brolentines Day by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011
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Brolsen • bronsen • Bolsen Cox • Brolden • Brolen • Brolentines Day • Brollen • Bronsen Forren • broosen • Brosen One
brosensual
It wasn't bro-rape! It was totally brosensual.
brosensual by Mitch Tyler October 16, 2010
Brossential
Totally crucial to the broship. Necessary to or essential to the continuation of the brohood.
Once a broship has been formed, one may, in many instances encounter circumstances that test that broship. Though in theory the brohood is forever, they can be broken, if a bro: fails to embark upon an epic journey (Taco Bell, like beer, is not as good alone), or leaves a bro when most in need of the broship, hooks up with a bro's babe, makes out with another bro, gets a bro in jail, or takes some action resulting in a brotastrophe.
The unwritten rules of brohood are, by definition, brossential.
We try to avoid the use of brossential as the strong desire for the presence of the bro. This may impliedly violate the rules of the broship as brohood remains in the realm of philia.
Once a broship has been formed, one may, in many instances encounter circumstances that test that broship. Though in theory the brohood is forever, they can be broken, if a bro: fails to embark upon an epic journey (Taco Bell, like beer, is not as good alone), or leaves a bro when most in need of the broship, hooks up with a bro's babe, makes out with another bro, gets a bro in jail, or takes some action resulting in a brotastrophe.
The unwritten rules of brohood are, by definition, brossential.
We try to avoid the use of brossential as the strong desire for the presence of the bro. This may impliedly violate the rules of the broship as brohood remains in the realm of philia.
It is brossential that we finish this definition together....bro!!!
Dude! It is brossential that we finish this game tonight!!!
My girl just broke up with me, bro. It is brossential that you buy me a beer or some T-Bell.
This is a quest bro….if we don’t finish this it would be like if Mario just let that chick do that dragon...he didn’t let that fly and neither can we…this is brossential!
My bro was supposed to bail me out, but he got some pussy instead, fuck him. It is brossential that bros come before hoes.
Dude! It is brossential that we finish this game tonight!!!
My girl just broke up with me, bro. It is brossential that you buy me a beer or some T-Bell.
This is a quest bro….if we don’t finish this it would be like if Mario just let that chick do that dragon...he didn’t let that fly and neither can we…this is brossential!
My bro was supposed to bail me out, but he got some pussy instead, fuck him. It is brossential that bros come before hoes.
Brossential by Dashjoma December 23, 2010
Brolden
Actor Brian Holden. Member of the wildly popular theater group Starkid. Name came from A Very Potter Musical when A Zac Efron poster was called a Zephron poster. Names such as these are made by taking the first letter of a person's first name and adding it to the beginning of their last name. For Example Brosenthal (Brian Rosenthal). Brian Holden is known for Playing Lupin in A Very Potter Sequel, Flopsy in MAMD, and Junior in the new Starkid Production STARSHIP. It has been rumored that he cannot sing, but contrary to belief, he can example (watch Starship).
Starkid Fan 1: Hey, have you seen the new Starkid Update Video?
Starkid Fan 2: Yes I know! I love watching Brolden give those videos!
Starkid Fan 2: Yes I know! I love watching Brolden give those videos!
Brolden by UhuraNcc1701 October 26, 2011
Brosen One
Bro 1: I heeard the Brosen One has arrived...
Bro 2: Dude thats awesome! Lets go join the brosession.
Bro 1: Righteous! I am so stoked.
Bro 2: Dude thats awesome! Lets go join the brosession.
Bro 1: Righteous! I am so stoked.
Brosen One by Broganite July 23, 2010