Brolsen

The man also known as "Lord Braun".
This individual should be treated with the utmost respect

"Oh my god, did you see that Brolsen had sex with all those women"

by DocMiles December 29, 2020

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

brosensual

Consensual frat bro sex.

It wasn't bro-rape! It was totally brosensual.

by Mitch Tyler October 16, 2010

Brossential

Totally crucial to the broship. Necessary to or essential to the continuation of the brohood.

Once a broship has been formed, one may, in many instances encounter circumstances that test that broship. Though in theory the brohood is forever, they can be broken, if a bro: fails to embark upon an epic journey (Taco Bell, like beer, is not as good alone), or leaves a bro when most in need of the broship, hooks up with a bro's babe, makes out with another bro, gets a bro in jail, or takes some action resulting in a brotastrophe.

The unwritten rules of brohood are, by definition, brossential.

We try to avoid the use of brossential as the strong desire for the presence of the bro. This may impliedly violate the rules of the broship as brohood remains in the realm of philia.

It is brossential that we finish this definition together....bro!!!
Dude! It is brossential that we finish this game tonight!!!
My girl just broke up with me, bro. It is brossential that you buy me a beer or some T-Bell.
This is a quest bro….if we don’t finish this it would be like if Mario just let that chick do that dragon...he didn’t let that fly and neither can we…this is brossential!
My bro was supposed to bail me out, but he got some pussy instead, fuck him. It is brossential that bros come before hoes.

by Dashjoma December 23, 2010

Brolden

Actor Brian Holden. Member of the wildly popular theater group Starkid. Name came from A Very Potter Musical when A Zac Efron poster was called a Zephron poster. Names such as these are made by taking the first letter of a person's first name and adding it to the beginning of their last name. For Example Brosenthal (Brian Rosenthal). Brian Holden is known for Playing Lupin in A Very Potter Sequel, Flopsy in MAMD, and Junior in the new Starkid Production STARSHIP. It has been rumored that he cannot sing, but contrary to belief, he can example (watch Starship).

Starkid Fan 1: Hey, have you seen the new Starkid Update Video?
Starkid Fan 2: Yes I know! I love watching Brolden give those videos!

by UhuraNcc1701 October 26, 2011

Brosen One

A man who is born to lead all bros; Son of Broseidon, lord of the Brocean.

Bro 1: I heeard the Brosen One has arrived...

Bro 2: Dude thats awesome! Lets go join the brosession.

Bro 1: Righteous! I am so stoked.

by Broganite July 23, 2010

bronsen

Synonym for beer, usually used by people who kick ass

Excuse me sir, where are your bronsens located?
What is the status with the bronsens for tonights party?

by Obuck April 23, 2006