bromou

The act of something being extremely gay.
Derived from the movie Brokeback Mountain.

That guy's walk is so bromou.

by -Kara- February 6, 2006

Bromovian

Bromovian (Bromo)

adjective Bro·mo·vi·an
Definition of Bromovian
: of, relating to, or being in the sedimentarian or sloth-like style and energy.

Bromovian

Kyle was super "bromovian" last night. We tried to go out but he wouldn't leave his house.

by MightyJoeJung April 26, 2017

Bronoun

Words used by bros to replace standard noun forms. Such as "Bro", "Dude", "Man", "Guy", and occasionally "Cuz".

"Bro, try this PJ"
"Bro, I love you Man"
"Dude was all over that shit"
"Guy, want some food Bro?"

All of these are Bronouns.

by Maticores January 13, 2009

Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Bromophobia

When someone is afraid of or threatened by a friendship they see between two male friends.

Sandra won't let Andrew come out tonight. That girl totally has bromophobia.

OR

Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.

by female bromancer December 27, 2010

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

brofound

An adjective stemming from the portmanbro of "bro" and "profound".

Something that is brofound is something that seems profound to the simple-minded bro; something that is semi-obvious to most people. Brofound statements can also include phrases that aren't completely true, at least in application.

A saying that is brofound is a broverb (portmanbro of "bro" and "proverb").

Broverbs are often found in light lettering atop photos with very obvious filters over them.

Examples of brofound phrases (broverbs):

- YOLO (You Only Live Once)
- You only hate me because you're jealous (of my swag)
- All you need is love, and everything will be alright.

by dubbrotha April 21, 2014