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Bromovian
Bromovian (Bromo)
adjective Bro·mo·vi·an
Definition of Bromovian
: of, relating to, or being in the sedimentarian or sloth-like style and energy.
Bromovian
adjective Bro·mo·vi·an
Definition of Bromovian
: of, relating to, or being in the sedimentarian or sloth-like style and energy.
Bromovian
Bromovian by MightyJoeJung April 26, 2017
Related Words
bromou • bromo • bromosexual • Bronoun • bromotion • bromophobe • bromosapien • bromosexuality • BroDouche • bromophobic
Bromotion
The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?
Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.
Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?
He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.
Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?
He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
Bromotion by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009
Bromophobia
Sandra won't let Andrew come out tonight. That girl totally has bromophobia.
OR
Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.
OR
Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.
Bromophobia by female bromancer December 27, 2010
Bromosexual
A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008
brofound
An adjective stemming from the portmanbro of "bro" and "profound".
Something that is brofound is something that seems profound to the simple-minded bro; something that is semi-obvious to most people. Brofound statements can also include phrases that aren't completely true, at least in application.
A saying that is brofound is a broverb (portmanbro of "bro" and "proverb").
Broverbs are often found in light lettering atop photos with very obvious filters over them.
Something that is brofound is something that seems profound to the simple-minded bro; something that is semi-obvious to most people. Brofound statements can also include phrases that aren't completely true, at least in application.
A saying that is brofound is a broverb (portmanbro of "bro" and "proverb").
Broverbs are often found in light lettering atop photos with very obvious filters over them.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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