Bromovian

Bromovian (Bromo)

adjective Bro·mo·vi·an
Definition of Bromovian
: of, relating to, or being in the sedimentarian or sloth-like style and energy.

Bromovian

Kyle was super "bromovian" last night. We tried to go out but he wouldn't leave his house.

by MightyJoeJung April 26, 2017

Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Brogmodian

Excessively massive.

Spoonerism of Brobdingnagian.

Antonym: Lanky

Josef was a Brogmodian beast who stuffed himself full of cabbage and vodka on a nightly basis.

by Ilk August 8, 2006

Bromanian

A Romanian guido. They where too much cologne, talk about how sick their cars are. Generally talk about Audi, BMW, and V-Dubs. They also listen to "hardcore" hip-hop/rap because they are such thugs. Party every weekend with other bromanians and most likely live at home and mooch off of their parents. They also generally meet up at Romanian Pentecostal churches where they all decide where to go "kick it"

There are also sub cultures of the Bromanian. Every major city has a stereotypical kind. Major cities include Seattle, Portland, Sacramento (Sac-town), L.A., Phoenix, Chicago (Chi-town), and New York.

Hey bro, we're going to go boarding this weekend. Oh sick bro, who's ride are we rolling in? Probably Flavius' Jetta, it's fucking euro style. I'll bring the lil wayne and deadmau5. That's tyte bro

Bromanian 1 - "Dude I'm so pissed, I found this Audi/BMW for only like 20k and my parents won't buy it."

Bromanian 2 - "That's fucking gay bro, what the fuck is their problem"

by Bromanian December 14, 2010

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

Bromotional

When two guys who consider eachother "bros" try to get emotional with eachother without being "gay". Getting "Bromotional" usually leads to long akward moments and even more akward man hugs.

Here is an example of two guys being bromotional:
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)

by Timduckling September 24, 2007

Bromotion

When a friend of yours helps you to get a promotion at work that you wouldn't have otherwise gotten if he didn't put in that good word for you.

by Wendy Wantme on Dec 7, 2010

"I heard you got a raise"

"Yeah, Sean put in a good word for me with the boss and helped me get a bromotion".

by Wendy Wantme December 8, 2010