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A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
by Bitch-monkey December 18, 2007
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A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
by AGBoss May 12, 2009
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a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.
i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.
by Richard Waffle April 12, 2009
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o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances
girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual
by arandomawesomeperson October 11, 2011
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Long, affectionate term for "brother." the other letters imply more brotherly closeness with the user.
Hey bromosexual, get me a beer! bro
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Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.
Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."
by Blitzkrieg Betti November 10, 2011
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