brodometer

a scale of how much of a bro your buddy really is

dude, josh is a 10 on the brodometer, he wont bail on us!

by daniel March 26, 2005

brorometer

How intense a bromance is between two straight males.

Vicki: Man, Jordan and Dave have a really intense bromance.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.

by BromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

bogometer

Noun: Imaginary device used to measure the bogosity of a piece of information or information container.

That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.

Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!

by Snullbug December 1, 2004

brometer

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"

Damn bro, your brometer must be off the charts!

by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011

Bopometer

A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular

"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".

by theartofbeingbopular April 30, 2011

off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.

Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.

by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

Braometer

This technique is used by males to determine when the temperature starts to drop below 50 degrees. Depending on the hardness of the nipples poking through the bra and clothing tells one how cold it is.

That chick isn't smuggling raisins, she's smuggling walnuts, her braometer says it must be balls cold outside.

by Cold Boobs February 18, 2011