Bopometer

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A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular

"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".

Bopometer by theartofbeingbopular April 30, 2011

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Best Barometer

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.

"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"

Best Barometer by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

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Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.

"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"

Shit Barometer by Stall101 October 29, 2009

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bogometer

Noun: Imaginary device used to measure the bogosity of a piece of information or information container.

That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.

Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!

bogometer by Snullbug December 1, 2004

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brorometer

How intense a bromance is between two straight males.

Vicki: Man, Jordan and Dave have a really intense bromance.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.

brorometer by BromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

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Boomster

A member of the baby boomer generation who is as cool as he or she can possibly be, given the constraints of his or her age.

Wow, look at Jack and Juls shake it! They're real boomsters.

Boomster by PetPilot January 9, 2015

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brometer

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"

Damn bro, your brometer must be off the charts!

brometer by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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