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The coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. Never a dull moment around her, consider yourself blessed to even walk in her presence!
So i met this girl today, Bristee, and she's probably the best thing that has ever happened and will happen to me!
bristee by airldaf June 2, 2008
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bristle scrunchie 

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush
Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie
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toothbrush bristle 

Tavan Biran, a skinny person that is so skinny they can fit into anywhere. Even the gaps of ur teeth.
Boy 1: how was last night with Tavan
Boy2: it was shit! When I gave him head his skinny penis got stuck in my teeth. It was like a toothbrush bristle.
a moment of incredible embarrassment and/or shame. Protracted form of the urdu/hindi phrase 'bay izzati' (without honour). Frequently used by western desis.
'He did his baistee when he walked into a lamppost'
'It was a great baistee when her jeans fell down in front of everyone'
baistee by auntiji April 20, 2007

bristleback 

a fiesty, mean fat woman who yells at her kids and her husband/boyfriend and it all around pissed off at everything. Think of a mean pig out at gramps farm.

buddy1 "man, that woman across the street is a bitch"
buddy2 "watch out, she's a fiesty bristleback!"
bristleback by north_branch September 1, 2006

Bristles in the Wind 

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.
"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

dick bristle 

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head
OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!
dick bristle by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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