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Portmanteau of "british" and "geek": a non-British citizen who loves British pop culture, TV series and literature but is sadly not enough a nerd to be called such.

(i.e.: has low grades, especially in scientific subjects; doesn't know any obscure neorealist sci-fi movie from 70s Soviet Russia, and so on)
Nerd: "Janice and I have seen the series finale of Doctor Who, but she didn't saw the obvious faults in logic and physics of the last scenes! Ugh, she's such a briteek, I'm not dating here anymore."
briteek by morningale April 4, 2017
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Portmanteau of "british" and "geek": a non-British citizen who loves British pop culture, TV series and literature but is sadly not enough a nerd to be called such.

(i.e.: has low grades, especially in scientific subjects; doesn't know any obscure neorealist sci-fi movie from 70s Soviet Russia, and so on)
Nerd: "Janice and I have seen the series finale of Doctor Who, but she didn't saw the obvious faults in logic and physics of the last scenes! Ugh, she's such a briteek, I'm not dating here anymore."
briteek by morningale April 4, 2017
Addie got a little biteeky yesterday
biteek by jeff March 30, 2004

briteeeeeeesh north america 

The idiot component of north america (de-capped) — always been there. The people of the type to think they should rule & are above you, in their compulsion to shame & denigrate you, to the last of your self-respect. The quickest way achieving that feeling? The primal instinct of humans to think, "I'm smarter. I'm better. Follow me! Yeaahhh!!!".

Hence, the types to respond, "you're stupid!" to the suggestion something is stupid, in their weird mental gymnastics (look it up) to NEVER PROCESS ANY argument & go over & around it (I suppose we all do it) IN THE MOST ABSURD MANUEVERS. You see them playing the back & forth "you're stupid!" ping-pong in protests.

Only in their WEIRDER compulsion of saying over (like denisovan-types), by saying over things, you EVENTUALLY make it true. They say history is written by the winners? It works the opposite with them. By saying over history, you EVENTUALLY win. Before, it's only worked in their gullible population, in situ.

Everything in their heads is SO polarized. The types too wide-eyed look at you, lost in YOUR COLOR & have already stopped comprehending the human words you are uttering. Time to recognize them as british-types.

So weird.

Now they've pulled north america (actually, forget cana-duh, it'll always be like that, despite what it keeps telling itself) further in into their thinking with incessant messaging, propaganda & b.s. content.

north americans are gullible now.
Guy 1: You still want to immigrate to the US?
Guy 2: I have SERIOUS doubts, mate. It's briteeeeeeesh north america now. Actually forget cana-duh. These british-types, they ARE NOT AT ALL SMART OR INTELLIGENT. Not that that's the issue... Hard to say really, if they do it for global American backing or, knowing them, again, to feed their instant gratification ego. They are so odd, mate... At best, they have ways to fool themselves of the APPEARANCE & perception of being other than their dumb selves. Now, the new generation of north americans are just like them.

Another example:

Dude 1: You gonna screw that Melissa tonight?
Dude 2: She's dirty now, man, but you know she's always up for it!!!...
biggest poser in all the land. he loves taking it up the butt from nene. his house is a maze you have to navigate through. it’s full of glass and sex swings.
Guy 1: yo i just fucked 3 dudes in one night!
Guy 2: did you bust out the swing?
Guy 1: HELL YES!
Guy 3: that’s so Briteen
briteen by aryan kalath July 3, 2024
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