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bristle 

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It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.
-Bristle me, David, bristle me!

-What's that?

-It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Oh, ok. Are you sure you want me to do that?

-Yes. I have an itch that needs to be scratched.

*David proceeds to bristle his lady friend to hairy conclusion*

-Thank you. I am sated.

*natural post-coital silence*

-Sooooooo...what do you guys want to talk about?
bristle by Oscar Wilde 69 January 3, 2014

bristle scrunchie 

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The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush
Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie

Bristle Burn 

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When somebody takes a snow brush, resembling a thick mustache, and continues by vigorously rubbing the bristles across the face of an unsuspecting bystander, thus burning their face.
Jim grabbed the snow brush from his car, walked into the bar and gave Boyle a mean bristle burn.
Bristle Burn by Gary Schaff July 21, 2019

bristle kiss 

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When two (or more) toothbrushes are in the same cup and the bristles are touching.
"I'm going away this weekend. I really hope my roommate doesn't let our toothbrushes bristle kiss."
bristle kiss by librarianish August 12, 2019

Bristle Scrunchie 

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A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.
Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.

Bristle Dick

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The act of unexpectedly toothbrushing someone else's dick.
"Bitch you just got bristle dicked!"
Bristle Dick by Blacko El Nino September 22, 2007
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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