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bristle
-Bristle me, David, bristle me!
-What's that?
-It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.
-Oh, ok. Are you sure you want me to do that?
-Yes. I have an itch that needs to be scratched.
*David proceeds to bristle his lady friend to hairy conclusion*
-Thank you. I am sated.
*natural post-coital silence*
-Sooooooo...what do you guys want to talk about?
-What's that?
-It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.
-Oh, ok. Are you sure you want me to do that?
-Yes. I have an itch that needs to be scratched.
*David proceeds to bristle his lady friend to hairy conclusion*
-Thank you. I am sated.
*natural post-coital silence*
-Sooooooo...what do you guys want to talk about?
bristle by Oscar Wilde 69 January 3, 2014
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bristle scrunchie
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Bristle Burn
When somebody takes a snow brush, resembling a thick mustache, and continues by vigorously rubbing the bristles across the face of an unsuspecting bystander, thus burning their face.
Bristle Burn by Gary Schaff July 21, 2019
bristle kiss
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Bristle Scrunchie
Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.
Bristle Scrunchie by CEO of the SRP May 7, 2021
Bristle Dick
Bristle Dick by Blacko El Nino September 22, 2007
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