Bribes 

A term used for someone who is loved immensely, by a girl who lives thousands of miles away. A "Bribes" is usually devastatingly sexy, talented and intelligent.

1. I love Bribes.
2. Bribes, what are you doin?
3. Chigglet loves her Bribes.

Bribes by Chigglicious July 8, 2007

Ale Bribes Day 

Ale Bribes Day is the day after Valentines Day and is celebrated annually on the 15th of February. Ale Bribes Day was founded as a Chicago holiday of good cheer, drinking and general debauchery. Many of those who participate in the holiday spend the day at bars with an extensive Ale selection and attempt to bribe friends and strangers with Ale. The day often turns into a competition among friends to see who can bribe the most out of a stranger with their Ale of choice.

Notable Event: Ale Bribes Day 1985 - It is suspected that an unknown Chicagoan was able to bribe the entire 1985 Chicago Honey Bears team with one Schlitz. However, the event was followed with much controversy as Schlitz is in fact a lager and not an ale. This event was notable as some believe the bribe led to the creation of the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle.

"Hey Jane, did you know it is Ale Bribes Day? Would you do the Harlem Shuffle for a Red Stripe Ale?"

Ale Bribes Day by WVilleTrix February 15, 2013

Briesplaining 

The act of SJWs trying to worm their way out of negative consequences for their blatant racism/sexism. Most notably the briesplainer will always avoid any kind of apology, will avoid any admittance of wrongdoing, and will never take responsibility for their words/actions. Another common trait of briesplaining is an attempt to blame and shift negative attention onto the target of the original prejudicial/discriminatory actions.

Named for the desperate backpedalling by Brie Larson and her fellow SJW supporters in defence of her campaign of racism and misandry in the weeks preceding Captain Marvel's release.

Bob: Did you see Brie Larson's latest interview?
Dave: Yeah, it was pathetic, she's constantly just briesplaining rather than admitting she was wrong.

Briesplaining by DarkFenix February 25, 2019

Bribesmaid 

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015

Pussy Bribe 

When a woman uses her pussy to get what she wants.

I delightfully accepted the pussy bribe, but when she made me pay for dinner too, I cockslapped her, only to be completely embarrassed when she pussyslapped me through a table.

Pussy Bribe by Jackattack13 September 30, 2010

Brobesity 

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

Brobesity by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

Bribeocracy

A system of government where citizens, corporations and other types of organizations, by means of bribes, are able to influence the governments political agenda to benefit thier organization

A government that allows corporations to donate large sums of money to a particular political party or politician has a form of government known as a Bribeocracy.

Bribeocracy by kolbyb1 March 8, 2013