Bridesmaids 

The act of sitting down and shitting or pissing oneself in a public place such as the middle of a street.

Katie was so waisted she totally pulled a bridesmaids on her way back to the dorms!

Bridesmaids by Glendolf The Blonde October 17, 2011

Bribesmaid 

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015

bridesmaidzilla 

a condition in which an anal retentive bridesmaid controls the wedding party as though it were her own wedding

She is totally a bridesmaidzilla - she made all the girls sit down and do the calligraphy for all the wedding invitations!

bridesmaidzilla by the pouty panda September 19, 2007

Bridesmaid-ed 

When one of your friends appears to be doing something really nice for you (such as asking you to be in her wedding) but in all reality is royally screwing you. (By subjecting you to months of listening to bridezilla talk, forcing you to pay hundreds for a dress you'll never wear in your life... etc) The word can apply to any situation NOT limited to weddings.

"Wasn't that sweet of Jessica to ask Marianne to go to the beach?"

"Not really. You know she just wanted her to go so that Jessica would look skinny compared to Marianne who's gained a few pounds."

"Wow. She totally got bridesmaid-ed."

Bridesmaid-ed by ACB22 February 4, 2010

Bridesmaid 

bridesmaid
noun
1.
a girl or woman, usually one of several, who accompanies a bride on her wedding day."her sister asked her to be chief bridesmaid"
2.
informal
a person who never attains a desire or goal.

Rickie Fowler, (2014 Golf season).
"Rickie is having a good season, but seems a long way away from a major whilst being a bridesmaid to Rory wee-mac"

Bridesmaid by Noddy Japan August 11, 2014

Bridesmaided

To one up a person who knows a mutual friend like in the speech in the movie Bridesmaids.

"I have been friends with her for 5 years."
"Well I have been friends with her for 6 years and dated her husband in HS."
"I have been friends with her for 20 years, my kids know her kids, and our husbands go to the pub together every weekend. "

Person #3 just bridesmaided you both.

Bridesmaided by Ven Detta July 17, 2021

Bridesmaid 

1. A woman who is The sister I never got, a best friend in every way possible, an amazing lady who I want to share my special day standing next to me

Anna-Lee ferris will you be my bridesmaid?

Bridesmaid by Wedding08/06/19 January 11, 2017