4 definitions by kolbyb1

The tool used to chisel the constipated turd out of my ass

This turd wont come out. Can someone bring me the hammer and schizle?

by kolbyb1 February 12, 2018

A system of government where citizens, corporations and other types of organizations, by means of bribes, are able to influence the governments political agenda to benefit thier organization

A government that allows corporations to donate large sums of money to a particular political party or politician has a form of government known as a Bribeocracy.

by kolbyb1 March 08, 2013

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Dead Uncle

A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.

We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.

by kolbyb1 March 09, 2013

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Loose Change

The drops of semen that end up in unintended places when trying to get that perfect money shot.

After making love with my wife I went to wipe the sweat off my brow and realized there was loose change on my forehead.

by kolbyb1 July 12, 2013

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