Thank you slap

The slap someone deserves when they're trying to help but making things worse.

Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!" Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!" Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!" Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"

by just like honey November 20, 2022

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting. May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid. Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business." Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021

I don't know her

A subtle way of expressing how poorly you think of someone. A form of shade. Coined by Mariah Carey, in 2003, when she was asked about whats he thought of Jennifer Lopez.

Samantha: "Weren't you best friends with Alana?" Emily: "I don't know her" Mary: "Are you and James still dating?" Emily: "I don't know her"

by just like honey September 01, 2017

Millions will perish

A phrase used as a hyperbole to emphasize and exaggerate the devastation a particular decision might lead to.

Emma: "I can't wait for my birthday party this weekend! It's gonna be Taylor Swift themed!" Jonathan: "...millions will perish." Brad: "I think I wanna get a toilet bowl tattooed on my wrist'" Jonathan: "Millions will perish."

by just like honey May 26, 2021

Urinforcement

When a guy rests his hand or head on the wall in front of him while peeing over the toilet for extra support. Usually necessary when a guy is drunk, tired or just needs to achieve an optimum peeing angle.

Sam: "I was so wasted last night I couldn't stand upright while peeing, so I had to resort to urinforcement"

by just like honey December 08, 2015

Flopulous

Adj. A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.

"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous" "I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"

by just like honey August 09, 2013

Your contribution has been noted

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates" Emily: "Your contribution has been noted" Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour" Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

by just like honey July 02, 2017