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To piss, but in a way that silences the splashing or tinkling sound.
Commonly achieved by aiming the piss at the inside of the toilet bowl or by padding the bottom with toilet paper in order to muffle the sound.
Often done when you don't want to draw attention to your piss.
Commonly achieved by aiming the piss at the inside of the toilet bowl or by padding the bottom with toilet paper in order to muffle the sound.
Often done when you don't want to draw attention to your piss.
"I had to use the public toilet yesterday but I was scared I'd make too much noise so I had to resort to pishhing"
by just like honey August 20, 2017
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by just like honey July 1, 2017
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by just like honey June 12, 2018
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May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
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Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
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