Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"
by just like honey November 20, 2022
Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
A subtle way of expressing how poorly you think of someone. A form of shade.
Coined by Mariah Carey, in 2003, when she was asked about whats he thought of Jennifer Lopez.
Coined by Mariah Carey, in 2003, when she was asked about whats he thought of Jennifer Lopez.
Samantha: "Weren't you best friends with Alana?"
Emily: "I don't know her"
Mary: "Are you and James still dating?"
Emily: "I don't know her"
Emily: "I don't know her"
Mary: "Are you and James still dating?"
Emily: "I don't know her"
by just like honey September 01, 2017
A phrase used as a hyperbole to emphasize and exaggerate the devastation a particular decision might lead to.
Emma: "I can't wait for my birthday party this weekend! It's gonna be Taylor Swift themed!"
Jonathan: "...millions will perish."
Brad: "I think I wanna get a toilet bowl tattooed on my wrist'"
Jonathan: "Millions will perish."
Jonathan: "...millions will perish."
Brad: "I think I wanna get a toilet bowl tattooed on my wrist'"
Jonathan: "Millions will perish."
by just like honey May 26, 2021
When a guy rests his hand or head on the wall in front of him while peeing over the toilet for extra support. Usually necessary when a guy is drunk, tired or just needs to achieve an optimum peeing angle.
Sam: "I was so wasted last night I couldn't stand upright while peeing, so I had to resort to urinforcement"
by just like honey December 08, 2015
Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"
Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"
Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"
by just like honey July 02, 2017
A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.
During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."
"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
by just like honey February 16, 2020