breathicles

basically, its a cooler word for lungs

person 1 - 'ugh i have such a bad breathicle capacity'
person 2- 'god yeah my breathicles are terrible!'

breathicles by curriematex January 13, 2010

breathless cries 

The point where you're cries and sobs have built up inside of you for so long; it's all you hear most of the time, all you hear are your constant sobs and cries for help and you cry more because no one listens; they're oblivious.

Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.

Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.

You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.

"I cry breathless cries in the form of desperation and loss and sadness and everything; I hear them, my cries, but, I don't anymore."

breathless cries by unfathomable November 5, 2013

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breasticles 

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

breasticles by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

Breasticles 

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

Breasticles by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

breasticles 

(rhymes with testicles)
breasts that, with age, have come to sag down to the groin region.

Sure Madonna looks like she's in great shape, but if she lost the boulder-holders, her breasticles would become apparent.

breasticles by knifewounds January 16, 2009

Breasticles 

Breasts that are so saggy and low that they might as well be testicles. A common condition found old women.

Woah! That old woman in the locker room had some serious breasticles!

Breasticles by Havana January 17, 2008