icesight

unusual lack of ability to see what is plainly obvious, as a result of methamphetamine consumption.
"where the fuck is the ashtray??"
"dude, its RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. you're looking right at it."
"oh... right... damn icesight,"
by knifewounds August 06, 2008
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iJack

to commandeer someone else's iPod in order to critically peruse their library and publicly broadcast music
or
to force someone to listen to a song/songs/entire albums on your own iPod, making them continue to listen even when they are trying to politely refuse, because you are simply determined to exemplify how AWESOME this song/band/album is.
You: "Hey, hey listen to this-"
Me: "ah, no, it's ok,"
You: "No seriously, listen, its the BEST song."
Me:"...Alright...." *pause* "yeah, cool."
You: "Nonono, you gotta listen to it til the end."
Me: "um.... no, i think i get it..."
=totally iJacked!
by knifewounds August 05, 2008
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smokabulary

the particular linguistics brought on by the consumption of drugs. this can be verbosity as a result of amphetamines, or the ineloquent mumblings that follow cannabis.
what with my exponential smokabulary, i was able to write my entire end-of-term assignment in an our after just half a gram of meth!
by knifewounds August 13, 2008
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millicringe

noun. the increment by which awkwardness is amplified when in an elevator.
As the doors slid closed, entrapping me with that guy from the office party, my discomfort rose by a millicringe.
by knifewounds October 29, 2008
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discrackted

perpetually sidetracked as a result of amphetamine consumption.
"sorry i'm late... i got discrackted and cleaned the entire bathroom. then the laundry."
by knifewounds August 04, 2008
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acracktion

similar to attraction; feelings of physical, romantic or intellectual interest that suddenly vanish as the drugs wear off.
"you seemed to be getting on pretty well with that guy last night... think you'll see him again?"
"nah, it was just acracktion, turns out he's a wanker."
by knifewounds August 06, 2008
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chempathy

the phenomenon wherein one seems absorb the altered states of one's companions, and begins to display the behaviours typical of the chemical in question.
"hey, you're talking at a million miles an hour and dancing to the beat of a dripping tap... but you're the only one here who hasn't taken anything!"
"hmmmm... must be chempathy. HAVE A GLOWSTICK!"
by knifewounds August 05, 2008
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