braschism

(n.) a goofy word or phrase used as an exclamation when vulgarity or predictability is unwelcome.

'In literature, our teacher often uses braschisms instead of more mainstream expletives.'

instead of saying bull crap or bulls*** use "bull willy nilly",
instead of what the heck or what the h*** say "what the noodle",
instead of crazy or amazing say "craptastical"

braschism by teo15 April 6, 2023

Branchist 

When a member of one military branch exposes or exaggerates issues with another military branch in a derogatory or fun loving way.

Marine: "At least I didn't take the easy way out like those Coast Guard pussies "

Civilian: "Hey man, that's a branchist of you..."

Branchist by Luker003, Strangehitchhiker April 1, 2017

Bracism 

Noun.

1) Strict definition: An irrational bias towards members of a certain orthodontic background. The bias can be positive (e.g. a braces wearer can prefer the company of its own kind, it's "Brace", or even another) or it can be negative (e.g. a person with orthodontic appliances can hate or resent others without). To qualify as Bracism, the bias must be irrational. That is, it cannot have a factual basis for preference.

2) Commonly intended definition(in America): A bias or intolerance that some people have towards those with orthodontic appliances.

3) Politically motivated definition: A justifiable reason to redistribute resources or opportunities between groups on the basis of braces alone.

1) Toby: "you wouldn't understand! I've had to eat wax! Just so I don't cut myself! (gestures to other "Brace" wearers) My people know what I'm talking about, why don't you go back to your own kind? That's Bracism bro"

2) Guy 1: "I wouldn't date her. Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker bro."
Guy 2: "You Bracist bastard"

3) Ray: "Shit, four peeps, only 3 pieces of gum. Nevermind, Toby, you have braces. You probably don't even like gum, right?"
Guy 3 and Guy 4: "Yeah, screw him, give it here!"
Toby: "Whatever, I'm out of here. Your all a bunch of Bracist bigots. Every hear of a little thing called The Progressive Orthodontist Magazine?"

Bracism by Raztar May 6, 2010

bracism 

a belief that a person's use of braces in their source code is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that bracial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular user's brace style.

Tom thinks i'm an idiot because I put my braces on seperate lines. Im sick of his bracism.

bracism by non-bracist August 11, 2006

Brichism 

Upon being metaphorically kicked in the crotch by a woman, one adopts this attitude to "keep on keeping on."

Brichism is the approach I adopted after my girlfriend dumped me after I gave her a Roman War Helmet.

Brichism by Klamer October 20, 2006

bracism 

taking the mick out of someone with braces.

hey metal mouth------->you r such a bracist!!!

bracism by prettyugly November 21, 2004

Brachistrochrone Curve 

Describes the most efficient path of trajectory for an
object with an even ballistic coefficient drag force
travelling in a parabolic arch.

This object however must be travelling at any fraction
of gravity's constant speed (9.8 metres per second per second).

'Kim Jong Un's intercontinental ballistic missiles have an uneven
ballistic coefficient, so this must be compensated with the

brachistrochrone curve for best results.'

Brachistrochrone Curve by Johann Bernoulli June 2, 2018