Branchist 

When a member of one military branch exposes or exaggerates issues with another military branch in a derogatory or fun loving way.

Marine: "At least I didn't take the easy way out like those Coast Guard pussies "

Civilian: "Hey man, that's a branchist of you..."

Branchist by Luker003, Strangehitchhiker April 1, 2017

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

Branshitty 

Branchshitty is a poor teacher at Brentsville District High School who hates every student who’s opinion differs from his own. He fails students regularly because he doesn’t agree with them.

Man, did you get Branshitty?
Branshitty failed me because I don’t agree with his opinions.

Branshitty by 11234235323 March 21, 2020

Branchsquad

A squad of bros or homies that all get along. Your crew or entourage.

Are you hanging out with the branchsquad tonight?

Branchsquad by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

branching by aymurrr August 18, 2011