pervy merve

A person who adds you on any social media/dating app, who is not that attractive, but you're giving them a chance, and sends you nothing but perverted messages no matter what is said.

Girl: "so where did yourbband name kayne incognito come from?"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"

by Prettyugly February 05, 2017

dispute

posh people with good manners throwing shit at each other nonetheless

when Mr Fitzgerald spilt my pint we had a dispute

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

youssef

a bad man who wants to be good

my brother youssef... he does bad things but he wants very much to be good

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.

that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

social services

bunch of interfering bastards.

that was a joke. the social services do a great job.

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

Cum gum

When the boss man blows a giant load so thick you can chew it like hubba bubba.

Girl: "when Norm came in my mouth it was so thick I could chew it. "

In France they call it Le' Cum Gum!

by Prettyugly April 27, 2017

mong fish

a person whom mings for england.

ur mums a double helping of mong fish

by prettyugly November 22, 2004