brandando
A male S&M sex toy, best desribed as a cross-between a fleshlight and a Chinese finger trap. Brandando is an antonym of a brannan.
brandando by Captain Tight Pants December 3, 2015
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Brandank_CR
A professional Clash Royale well known for his tendencies to rage in games. Also a boring misogynistic unfaithful skinny kid who did not grow up with any manners. He likes to flaunts his victories to his opponents and claims that it helps him enjoy the game while never stopping once to try to understand how his opponents feel. Known for BM-ing in a Clash with Ash Video on Youtube.
Brandank_CR by sirtag_cr February 25, 2020
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Brandana
"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"
Brandana by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
brandiandemily
Yo, I need to get a Philodendron and a rotalux deep octa. I'm gonna stop by brandiandemily and scoop up both.
brandiandemily by dirtymisfit December 9, 2020
Brendancold
Brendancold by JustAGuyRandomNumbers January 16, 2021
Brandan
Brandan is the handsomest, smartest, strongest man you will ever meet. He loves watching cartoons in the morning especially pokemon, he loves oreo cookies, coffee, and thinks he barbeques better than anyone else in the world. He has such a good heart and is so caring and honest. He loves his family and gets home sick when he is two hours away from them. He is one of the best wrestlers you will ever meet and has the sexiest body you will ever lay eyes on. He knows how to make me smile when I’m mad or sad and doesn’t leave you alone until your happy again. He is a popular person and everyone that meets him loves him. Basically he is the greatest guy I know and when were apart I can’t stop thinking about him. Once you love him you won’t want anyone else.
Brandan by Princess5207 February 13, 2013
brandank
Some of the finest dank around. A namebrand weed. Generally smells quite potent, leaves crystals on the inside of the bag, and costs more than $100 a 1/4. Sour Diesel, AK-47, White Widow, Silver Haze, ETC........
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