brandando

A male S&M sex toy, best desribed as a cross-between a fleshlight and a Chinese finger trap. Brandando is an antonym of a brannan.

The man pleasured himself with his brandando until he realised he was stuck.

by Captain Tight Pants December 3, 2015

Brandank_CR

A professional Clash Royale well known for his tendencies to rage in games. Also a boring misogynistic unfaithful skinny kid who did not grow up with any manners. He likes to flaunts his victories to his opponents and claims that it helps him enjoy the game while never stopping once to try to understand how his opponents feel. Known for BM-ing in a Clash with Ash Video on Youtube.

I just pulled a Brandank_CR on my opponent in Clash Royale

by sirtag_cr February 25, 2020

Brandana

A small bandana used in the genital region of a male usually to cover up a micropenis.

"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

brandiandemily

A Brooklyn based hybrid store that sells plants and elinchrom lighting gear.

Yo, I need to get a Philodendron and a rotalux deep octa. I'm gonna stop by brandiandemily and scoop up both.

by dirtymisfit December 9, 2020

Brendancold

The temperature of a drink the moment the ice in it finishes melting.

I prefer my drink brendancold.

by JustAGuyRandomNumbers January 16, 2021

Brandan

Brandan is the handsomest, smartest, strongest man you will ever meet. He loves watching cartoons in the morning especially pokemon, he loves oreo cookies, coffee, and thinks he barbeques better than anyone else in the world. He has such a good heart and is so caring and honest. He loves his family and gets home sick when he is two hours away from them. He is one of the best wrestlers you will ever meet and has the sexiest body you will ever lay eyes on. He knows how to make me smile when I’m mad or sad and doesn’t leave you alone until your happy again. He is a popular person and everyone that meets him loves him. Basically he is the greatest guy I know and when were apart I can’t stop thinking about him. Once you love him you won’t want anyone else.

Girl: I love my brandan baby and want to marry him and make little brandan’s and little kara’s

by Princess5207 February 13, 2013

brandank

Some of the finest dank around. A namebrand weed. Generally smells quite potent, leaves crystals on the inside of the bag, and costs more than $100 a 1/4. Sour Diesel, AK-47, White Widow, Silver Haze, ETC........

That is some of the best dank i have ever smoked. That has to be some of that brandank!

by bestdank March 8, 2007