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Cum rag; a rag to catch ejaculate from the male or female anatomy. In the pre-historic days CRs were normally made of leather or soft wood.
Gee mom! Thanks for washing my CR, I asked Mauzy if he needed a clean CR since all he had was paper,

Friend: "Man I went to Bed, Bath and Beyond and got a cashmere CR its complexion feels exceptional on the foreskin!
by Mr.Gisriel December 04, 2008
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CR stands for certified retard. It is somebody who is a straight retard and is not aware of their stupidity.
by bruhan February 07, 2020
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Short for "Campbell River," a small city on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.

North of Courtenay, Comox, and Nanaimo and south of Port Hardy, Port Alice, and Sayward.
"Dude, is she from Nanaimo?"

"Nope, she's a CR skank."

"OHHHHH."
by Cody Murray March 21, 2008
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Abbreviation for crank, aka crystal meth, aka methamphetamines, et cetera.
I've been tweaking on CR for the past three days.
by Damonbee March 27, 2004
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A public-friendly way of saying Cuntal Region. Pronounced "krih", like the first part of "crotch". Refers to the shape of the female genital region taking into account the crotch and surrounding area shape, including size and shape of the lower belly and uppermost part of the thighs, with clothes on. Girls typically possess nicer CR with a slim or athletic body, and tight pants.

Girls like to be complimented on their CR.
Nice CR, pity about the face.

On the subway I often pretend to type a message on my phone when actually I'm staring down at a girl's CR.

Those tight jeans really do justice to her CR.

Wor... look at that CR...!

She's got a CR to die for.

I love CR!
by momomomo February 03, 2008
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To inexplicably render any and all electronic devices, jewelry, power tools or other consumer goods of the slightest monetary value in your general vicinity, missing, inoperable, useless or otherwise completely worthless.

Coined from a "rehab" nickname given to an individual with the last name of Cronin, who would frequently engage in this type of behavior.

(Apparently, in rehab, instead of using one's full name (privacy laws), they use one's first name and last initial. When there are two people with the same first name in rehab at the same time, they use the first TWO letters of the person's last name to differentiate.)

Thusly, when out of rehab and tweakin’ again, it becomes really easy to destroy inanimate objects very quickly without realizing the damage being caused; often not recalling inflicting any damage or being near the item in question at all.

This phenomenon is often accompanied by vehement denial of any wrongdoing or involvement what so ever.
"Fuck! I passed out while smoking and totally CR'd a bunch of my laptop keys. They're all melted, man!"
by MoInThe415 June 29, 2005
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best damn motocross bike on the market made by honda im a chik and i race a CR125 which is fukin awsum
the other day i went to the moto shop and got a CR
by moto_chik August 06, 2005
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