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Brandana 

A small bandana used in the genital region of a male usually to cover up a micropenis.
"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"
Brandana by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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Brandank_CR 

A professional Clash Royale well known for his tendencies to rage in games. Also a boring misogynistic unfaithful skinny kid who did not grow up with any manners. He likes to flaunts his victories to his opponents and claims that it helps him enjoy the game while never stopping once to try to understand how his opponents feel. Known for BM-ing in a Clash with Ash Video on Youtube.
I just pulled a Brandank_CR on my opponent in Clash Royale
Brandank_CR by sirtag_cr February 25, 2020

White Bandana 

Many people think a white bandana is gang related but it actually means unity. It makes different groups of people coming together, but for a positive cause.
"you gunna get shot out here reppin a color; throw on this white bandana and we can all bang together."
White Bandana by Trouser_Taco69 March 4, 2017

bandanable 

a hot scenester guy with a bandana, or just a hot scenester guy in general.
named after a hot guy with a bandana at my school
damn. did you see that scenester guy? he's so bandanable
bandanable by paramorestarship February 12, 2008

chocolate bandana 

The act of shitting onto a sexual partners chest.
Damn man, that marysol was a real freak, she let me go all the way and then leave her a chocolate bandana.
chocolate bandana by SimplyCrisp December 20, 2015
The stupid thing KSI wears on his head to hide his humongous forehead
Person 1: Yo you seen KSI's new vid
Person 2: Damn he be posting now. Is he still wearing that bandana
Person 1:Yeah fam to hide his forehead
Bandana by Yourforeheadisbigfam July 11, 2019

brandonan 

brandonan is the practice of dieting that only consists of eating people named brandon.
"yo are you vegan?"
nah fam i'm brandonan
brandonan by BennyBadBoy September 30, 2020
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