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Brainstorming 

Receiving a blow job while doing your homework.
"Dude last night Lauren came over while I was studying and she totally laid down the brainstorming"
Brainstorming by lamou1nr March 5, 2009

brainstorming 

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
brainstorming by safety inspector December 20, 2008

Brainstorming 

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.
Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.
Brainstorming by Candi Carats July 5, 2022

brainstorming 

When two pull their nutsacks taught and push their testicles together, giving the illusion of two brains.
I feel a lot closer to Dave ever since we had a brainstorming session last weekend.
brainstorming by secretly white December 18, 2019

Brainstorming 

When 2 or more men hold their nuts in the brain formation and rub them together vigorously.
I gotta shave my nuts for the brainstorming sesh tonight.

Dude I’ve been growing mine out.

Maladaptive brainstorming (MB)

(Related to idea or brainstorming mania)

Obsessive brainstorming for hours or even a whole day usually due to perfectionism and often results in no ultimate decision making on how to create your project (hence the word maladaptive (counter-productive).

(Notes:

Leading to fatigue, migranes, poor focus and even giving up work to brainstorm.

It can come from perfectionism, worrying about leaving out important details that aren't actually that important and fear of rejection / criticism).

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(e.g. Ivan is always writing notes and not paying attention in class. He even skips classes to write in his journal. Why? Oh, that's right. He has maladaptive brainstorming (MB).
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