Brainstorming
Brainstorming by lamou1nr March 5, 2009
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brainstorming
one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.
Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone
marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes
Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes
Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.
brainstorming by safety inspector December 20, 2008
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Brainstorming
To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.
Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.
Brainstorming by Candi Carats July 5, 2022
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When two pull their nutsacks taught and push their testicles together, giving the illusion of two brains.
brainstorming by secretly white December 18, 2019
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Brainstorming by Stormin Normand April 2, 2024
Maladaptive brainstorming (MB)
(Related to idea or brainstorming mania)
Obsessive brainstorming for hours or even a whole day usually due to perfectionism and often results in no ultimate decision making on how to create your project (hence the word maladaptive (counter-productive).
(Notes:
Leading to fatigue, migranes, poor focus and even giving up work to brainstorm.
It can come from perfectionism, worrying about leaving out important details that aren't actually that important and fear of rejection / criticism).
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Obsessive brainstorming for hours or even a whole day usually due to perfectionism and often results in no ultimate decision making on how to create your project (hence the word maladaptive (counter-productive).
(Notes:
Leading to fatigue, migranes, poor focus and even giving up work to brainstorm.
It can come from perfectionism, worrying about leaving out important details that aren't actually that important and fear of rejection / criticism).
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(e.g. Ivan is always writing notes and not paying attention in class. He even skips classes to write in his journal. Why? Oh, that's right. He has maladaptive brainstorming (MB).
Maladaptive brainstorming (MB) by Diana Lucius DeCollis July 21, 2026
brainstomping
Drew Roadruck was brainstomped by the principal on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 for dry-humping a small innocent child in the men's restroom....brainstomping
brainstomping by mark twainge April 1, 2009
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