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Brainjacking 

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
Brainjacking by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

Brain Jacked 

Adjective:

Very Very Smart. When the brain muscle is so jacked, you are unbeliveably Smart.

Modification of the Word Jacked, meaning very muscular or strong.
Person 1: Dude, I cannot Get this Question, its Redonk
Person 2: Bro, you just have to use the Binomial Expansion
Person 1: Holy Shit dude, your fucking Brain Jacked
Brain Jacked by newom123 September 20, 2009

brainparked 

An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.
Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was brainparked for a while.
brainparked by onekant October 30, 2011

brainjack 

To deliberately use someone else's brain to solve a problem or answer a question, rather than your own, even though, with time and effort, you could solve the problem yourself.
I could've worked out the answer to Fermat's Last Theorem, but I brainjacked Brian instead.

Rather than look at the map on the wall to find her way, she brainjacked me.
brainjack by Novosapien October 19, 2009

brainjack 

What Super Mario does in Super Mario Odyssey (as seen as the mario fish in the gif)

Check it here and in the gif

Etymology:
Hitler first mentioned this word which may be what he did to Hinderberg in order to get in control of Germany.
Ed: Wow man, Mario can brainjack stuff in this vid look dude in the gif

Fred: Cool, did you know Hitler also did that?
brainjack by TheTroll73_[Ezman] June 17, 2017

banjacked 

when something or someone is in a physical state that is beyond repair, can be induced by alcoholic beverages amongst the human species.
thon buck's completely banjacked
banjacked by michael cunningham April 18, 2005
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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