The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards
Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
Very Very Smart. When the brainmuscle is so jacked, you are unbeliveably Smart.
Modification of the Word Jacked, meaning very muscular or strong.
Person 1: Dude, I cannot Get this Question, its Redonk
Person 2: Bro, you just have to use the Binomial Expansion
Person 1: Holy Shit dude, your fucking Brain Jacked
An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.
To deliberately use someone else's brain to solve a problem or answer a question, rather than your own, even though, with time and effort, you could solve the problem yourself.
I could've worked out the answer to Fermat's Last Theorem, but I brainjacked Brian instead.
Rather than look at the map on the wall to find her way, she brainjacked me.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.