bradyor 

meaning really dumb shit

"man your such a bradyor"

bradyor by :/moofti\: September 5, 2009

Bradford Grasscut 

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.

Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

Bradford Grasscut by ratsbackside March 29, 2023

Tim Bradford 

A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.

"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them

Tim Bradford by Chenfordalltheway May 14, 2021

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.

As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

Bradworthy Wank by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022

Bradford

A city in the north off England full off real men, grafters, Asians, smackheads and all round nice people one off the best places to be raised and will make you into a real man.

Where you from?

Bradford

“People running”

Bradford by Ultimate_grafter June 17, 2018

Sam Bradford 

#14 Oklahoma Sooners sophomore quarterback.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.

2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.

Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.

"Did you see that OU QB flip in the endzone vs OSU?"
"Yeah, that was Sam Bradford. He's a badass."

Sam Bradford by BO0M3R5O0N3R December 21, 2008

Bradford Academy 

a prison ran by lunatics who give out detentions like it’s friday night.

If you want to try every drug know to man, this is the place to be.

Boy1: yo crackhead what school did you go to

Crackhead: Bradford Academy

Bradford Academy by nBFDaACDv January 24, 2020