bradew

Friend or family member who is more like a brother to you.

"thats my bradew." facebook status "Going to chill with my bradew or plural bradew's

by muzzaloader September 25, 2011

the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Braden drink

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.

I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.

by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

bradert

Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.

“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”

by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

bradawl

noun
a tool for boring holes, resembling a small, sharpened screwdriver.

Also used to describe people who are small boring tools.

guy 1:

"That guy is a small boring tool!"

guy 2:

"Yeah he's a bradawl"

by TwinJets November 5, 2012

Bradenata

When someone tells something and immediately after you ask for the same exact information that person gave.

Another instance where this is used is when someone is too stupid and is living up amongst the stars.

Example: A: we are going out at 10pm tonight

B: what time we are going out?

A: you have done such a bradenata

by Foxxilpufti November 3, 2018

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.

As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022