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Home to slow driving old people, hott girls, and kick ass guys. One of the most boring places in the world to live. Everyone here knows how to party and exactly where the party at. High schools such as Manatee, Bayshore, and Southeast can be found here. Also home to many pot smoking teenagers.
Bradenton: Laguna Beach on crack.
Bradenton: Our crack whores will beat up your crack whores.
by Shannon Albritton September 27, 2005
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Home of walgreens, super walmarts and 7-elevens that are open 24-hours a day and sell alcohol. The crime rate in Bradenton is rapidly moving up as are the number of deaths due to drug overdoses. This town is known for hard partying and hard drugs that easily accessible. Crazy, hot BAD GIRLS are abundant round herre and gangsta wannabe white boys are all over. You can find dirty cops hiding out all over the place waiting to pull you over, search you for no reason then take your drugs and use them for their own pleasure. Drug Dealers sittin high on their Chevy's are found on almost every street. Everyone knows everyone and if you live here you know not to fuck around in Oneco or Samoset. Unless you're a TRUE gangsta don't cross over to the East side of Bradenton, where many drug deals go bad and drive by shootings are happening more often. If you live in North West Bradenton you are most likely an upper class white family. The best thing about this town is it is only a few miles away from the gorgeous Gulf of Mexico on Anna Maria Island. Stoners run rampid and white owls and phillies sell out at convenience stores on a daily basis. Lil Wayne is most popular music around here. Some of the hot spots include, The Lost Kangaroo, Bada-Bings, Peek A Boo, The Distillery, and Applebees. Overall this town is pretty boring, which may explain the growing number of drugs, drug dealers and crackheads. If you are just moving to this town, I can guarantee you will get sucked into the drug world VERY quickly, as it is an extremely profitable way of life down here.
Bradenton:"Meet me at the habib store."
by Smizzle Dizzle July 24, 2008
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tiny city located on the west coast of america's wang. if you are old you are here to die, if you are young you tell people you live in sarasota.
"I heard everything in Bradenton smells weird!"

by blairr August 12, 2006
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If you come to bradenton, you may get easily get sucked into the drug dealers way of life since it is such a lucrative "business" in this town. There are rich neighborhoods all over the place that lie within 2 miles of a street full of trap houses. Finding any drug you could think of in this town is as easy as going to the shell station on cortez and asking the first person you see.Beer is sold at every store located here, including all grocery stores and even the 3 Super Walmarts. Everyone knows everyone and everyone also knows atleast 3 people that died of a drug overdose in Bradenton. Homeless crackheads lie on ever main intersection holding up cardboard signs saying, "I'm not gonna lie I need BEER" Bradenton is full of good green, good drugs, hot crazy girls and out of control parties. If you move here you will leave either a convicted felon, alcoholic, drug dealer, drug addict or former member of mantee glens. The Walmarts, Target, AppleBees,Bada-Bings, The Distllery and the Peek A Boo are among the "hot-spots" in B-Town. If you were born and raised here, you are most likely not one to be messed with and the girls here are some of the most "gangster" you will find.
Meet me at the BP on 30th street and cortez in bradenton.
by D Dizzle1 July 24, 2008
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home of the biggest teenage party places. if you’re a teenager and you live in bradenton, you probably go crazy on the weekends. everyone know everyone here. anna maria island and applebee’s is where everyone hangs out. the girls are hot and the boys are hot too. it’s a tiny city full of hot teenage party-ers.
by anna.craig November 12, 2018
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A church in Bradenton was raided by the police for selling bleach as a cure for Coronavirus

A Bradenton man was arrested for feeding meth to his pet alligator

Bradenton, it may be full of meth labs and crackhouses, but at least there's manatees.
by TwoFourSixOOne August 23, 2020
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