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The dick of a person named brad.

A bradwurst is also a massive peice of schmeat.
Givin them the bradwurst is gonna hit them like when a train hits trees.
Bradwurst by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Bratwurscht 

1) The pronouncian of Bratwurst in some southern dialects

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What are you eating?
I eat a good Bratwurscht

Peanut Butter Bratwurst 

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.
"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."

Bradjustment 

An adjustment made to one's brassiere, usually while wearing it.
Excuse me a moment, I have to make a bradjustment.
Bradjustment by quijibo July 28, 2006

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.
As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.
nutty bratwurst by Gruzzo July 17, 2006