Bradwurst

A brad who smashes your girl and gives her the wurst

Yo that bradwurst stuffed anonda (other guy) yeah I wouldn’t let my girl any where near that bradwurst

by Jack mehoff hard November 3, 2018

Bradwurst

The dick of a person named brad.

A bradwurst is also a massive peice of schmeat.

Givin them the bradwurst is gonna hit them like when a train hits trees.

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Bratwurscht

1) The pronouncian of Bratwurst in some southern dialects

2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

What are you eating?
I eat a good Bratwurscht

by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021

Peanut Butter Bratwurst

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.

"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."

by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021

Bradjustment

An adjustment made to one's brassiere, usually while wearing it.

Excuse me a moment, I have to make a bradjustment.

by quijibo July 28, 2006

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.

As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

by Gruzzo July 17, 2006