brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other

I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!

brœthers by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

The Madrid Brothers 

The 3-year apart lightskin millionaire influencer brother duo known as ‘JetSet and TheBlondeJon’… AKA Josh King Madrid & Jon Madrid.

From Ohio and then moved to LA. Years later moved to the Inland Empire (IE) where they grew up until they graduated Paloma Valley High School and moved to the OC and LA to successfully pursue making millions as an internet celebrity.

Tommy: Look at those Instagram supermodel twins, they are smoking hot babes!

Joey Sendz: It’s not worth it bro, The Madrid Brothers already sealed that deal.

Tommy: Them too?! Damn, these buff-ass veneer wearing lightskins are studs. Not even gunna lie.

Joey Sendz: and they are rich with hella followers.

Tommy: I’m in the wrong industry. I need me some internet money.

The Madrid Brothers by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother by Starchylde May 15, 2016

MY Brother! 

Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".

Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.

Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"

MY Brother! by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Brother Joe 

One who has no talents or skills and relies on the welfare from a family member (usually little brother), for income, housing, and modicum of attention. These individuals refuse to work and will often mistake this welfare for personal success and attribute their misgivings to minorities.

"That bum is a total Brother Joe"

"C'mon dude he's not that bad, at least he sells cans for a living"

Brother Joe by jimboboraqio September 11, 2016

Big Sisters & Big Brothers 

Organizations that pair young kids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!

{Big Sisters & Big Brothers] are in practically every town & city nationwide.

Big Sisters & Big Brothers by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Brother Joe 

A person who expresses a misguided conception of masculinity (often involving racism and threats of violence) in order to hide their gay sexual orientation from others. These individuals often adopt “tough guy” personas such as bikers or rockers, and dress as such in a manner similar to cosplaying.

“There was this guy in my neighborhood who was always wearing Sons of Anarchy merch and threatening people with his brothers guns. But then we found out he was struggling internally with his sexuality; he was a Brother Joe the whole time.

Brother Joe by ProfessorChipperson September 21, 2018