boyonaise

sperm, jizz, ejaculate, penis cream, sauna milk, hellmans

my boyfriend covers me so good and thick with his fucking boyonaise

boyonaise by alison schraen August 9, 2019

Boynnaise 

An extremely creepy and NAMBLA friendly way of describing sperm.

Pedophile: Hey kids want a ham sandwich? Ill bring the ham and bread if you bring the boynnaise.

Boynnaise by DoucheCanoe July 23, 2010

Bronaise

A substance that a certain subset of Weight Lifters ingest to increase muscle mass. Bronaise is created by rapidly stroking another man's penis and swallowing the ejaculate. Bronaise can only be attained from another man, and must be fresh to work.

Jeff's gained 20% muscle mass over the last few weeks using massive doses of Bronaise. He's ripped!

Bronaise by Freidan March 12, 2013

Bayinaise 

Getting shorted or hoonied on something.

Hey Andy, did you get your paycheck Friday? No Tony, I got the Bayinaise.

Bayinaise by Tony McGoon January 28, 2021

Baconaise 

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

ball-sack bolognaise 

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.

My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.

ball-sack bolognaise by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006

bolognaise smile 

A description of your face when you have just gone down on a woman who is in the middle of her period.

So I was going down on this lass, but when I came up for air I had a bolognaise smile!

bolognaise smile by Theoban August 5, 2004