Baconaise

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

baconaise

baconaise is a tiktok creator, they make content that surrounds their life. if you couldn’t tell their pronouns are they/them. They are the best mutual you could ask for. Baconaise we all love you and we always will. <3

baconaise has very little hair.

by [REDACTED223] April 19, 2021

Baconsexual

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual

Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh

by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Baconated

When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.

Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

by Francis de la Bacon July 23, 2010

Bronaise

A substance that a certain subset of Weight Lifters ingest to increase muscle mass. Bronaise is created by rapidly stroking another man's penis and swallowing the ejaculate. Bronaise can only be attained from another man, and must be fresh to work.

Jeff's gained 20% muscle mass over the last few weeks using massive doses of Bronaise. He's ripped!

by Freidan March 12, 2013

babynaise

1.cum. baby refering to the pregnancy part, and naise, like mayonaise. make the connection?
2.word you thought you heard said instead of bathing apes in the song soulja boy.

pimpjuice pimp juice cum soulja boy bathing apes

"...haters get mad cuz i got me some babynaise...."

joey: why would ppl get mad? he can get chicks pregnant and they cant?

austin: no he's saying bathing apes, not...babynaise? joey, i dont think thats a word.

joey: look it up on urban dictionary!

austin: theres no entry.

joey: lets make one!!

by yosefhey January 3, 2008

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

by zebracake69 August 24, 2011