Definitions by Theoban

scruttucks 

Is the piece of skin on a man between the testicles and the anus.

Can also be used as an exclamation of dismay.

That piece of skin on a man between the testicles and the anus? It's called the scruttucks mate.

Oh scruttucks

scruttucks by Theoban November 26, 2004

toley

Jobby, Poo, Shite etc.............

Am gan fir as toley
I'm aff fur a toley

toley by Theoban August 11, 2004

bolognaise smile 

A description of your face when you have just gone down on a woman who is in the middle of her period.

So I was going down on this lass, but when I came up for air I had a bolognaise smile!

bolognaise smile by Theoban August 5, 2004

zonino 

An exultation, often cried aloud after receiving wonderful news.

I can have all these pies for free? Zonino!

zonino by Theoban August 1, 2004