Theoban's definitions

toley

Jobby, Poo, Shite etc.............

Am gan fir as toley
I'm aff fur a toley

by Theoban August 11, 2004

zonino

An exultation, often cried aloud after receiving wonderful news.

I can have all these pies for free? Zonino!

by Theoban August 1, 2004

scruttucks

Is the piece of skin on a man between the testicles and the anus.

Can also be used as an exclamation of dismay.

That piece of skin on a man between the testicles and the anus? It's called the scruttucks mate.

Oh scruttucks

by Theoban November 26, 2004

bolognaise smile

A description of your face when you have just gone down on a woman who is in the middle of her period.

So I was going down on this lass, but when I came up for air I had a bolognaise smile!

by Theoban August 5, 2004