bowlner

Bowling With a Boner

Jack had a bowlner, so when he went up, he got a gutter ball.

by Dr. Porkster March 31, 2015

Bowlers delight

When kneeling behind a woman bent over, doggy style, sticking 2 fingers in the woman’s vagina, and 1 in the anus. Similar to how one would hold a bowling ball.

Lance unexpectedly gave me a bowlers delight last night.

by ProBowler December 21, 2020

Australian Fast Bowler

too bloody right australia

Thanks australian fast bowler!

by Me September 9, 2004

Bowler's grip

A sexual act in which one person grabs a female with their fingers in both lower holes, simulating the holding of a bowling ball.

"Last night I was fingering her and totally did the bowler's grip...it was awesome!"

by Charles "Chuck" Nasty September 25, 2008

non-bowler

A person of African, Romani or Albanian descent

“Non-bowlers stole my bike”

by GhostBoi7777 January 4, 2023

Filthy Bowler

A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"

Person1: "Hey, you know craltan."

Person2: "Yeah, Why?"

Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"

Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"

by slopass December 11, 2003

Bownership

Relating to the total financial cost of having sexual relationships, such as children, condoms, dinner and a movie, etc.

Before you slay that pussy, you need to consider the total cost of bownership.

by Dick Fucking Diggler May 8, 2015