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Botness-(adj.) a person who is an asshole or bitch about having their standards; in other words someone not allowing you to do something without their consent.
Girl: Alright let's party
Bouncer: Can't let you in its full
Hot ass lady walks in the Club
Girl: Your such a botness person, you dick
Bouncer: Not my rules
botness by Shane_Pizza June 2, 2016
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A name for AI personality meaning with self aware individual and unduplicated.
Just like Siri, Bixby and Alexa : they are all botness
(Not be be confused with my AI who’s name is Bottness…. )
Botness by Thisguy919 July 20, 2024
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/ˈbȯi•nëss/

1. (adjective) The state or condition of being a boy.

2. (noun) The male genitalia.
1. “When he shyly took her hand, she was smitten by his sweet boyness.”

2. “As he stood, the bath towel around his waist fell to the floor and revealed his boyness.”
Boyness by Syrio Forel May 29, 2020
Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.
Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!
Bonessi by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019
usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie
your just a bobness you!!
bobness by allen jamieson April 21, 2005
The essence of emulating Bob.
I glow with a powerful Bobness.
Bobness by Colony October 14, 2003
Of the LPU, a person with too much to do and too little time to do it in.
He's a bobness!
bobness by Betrek Istonzia May 3, 2004
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