bobness

usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie

your just a bobness you!!

by allen jamieson April 21, 2005

Bobness

The essence of emulating Bob.

I glow with a powerful Bobness.

by Colony October 14, 2003

bobness

Of the LPU, a person with too much to do and too little time to do it in.

He's a bobness!

by Betrek Istonzia May 3, 2004

Dirty Bobessa

The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans

Tracy did a dirty bobessa last night in front of her husband Jim

by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021

Boyness

/ˈbȯi•nëss/

1. (adjective) The state or condition of being a boy.

2. (noun) The male genitalia.

1. “When he shyly took her hand, she was smitten by his sweet boyness.”

2. “As he stood, the bath towel around his waist fell to the floor and revealed his boyness.”

by Syrio Forel May 29, 2020

Bonessi

Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.

Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!

by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019

bobsessed

Unnatural obsession with cartoon character Bob the Builder, usually displayed by 2-4 year old boys

Oh my god, if he says "Can we Fix it? YES WE CAN!" one more time, I'll kill the bobsessed little brat.

by ThePeteMan June 11, 2006