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1)to believe to be true; legit or valid
(see also legitness
2)willing to bet on; (betting this)
My first hand in Texas Hold 'Em and I got dealt pocket Aces, betness.

You think you're stronger than me swan, betness.

That kickflip was legitness, he's the best in town, betness.
betness by WeisTunes March 30, 2017
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When something is so fucking legitness, you're willing to bet anything on it.

Used when "bet" and "legitness" just doesn't give it justice.

When willing to bet to prove whatever was legitness is raised to another level.
See also legitness, legit, bet, cash me...
That punk told me to "catch him outside", I said "betness", cuz I know I'll whoop his ass.

You think I can't land that scooter trick cuz it was legitness? Haha betness!
betness by WeisTunes March 31, 2017

beatness 

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.
beatness by kagus christ October 30, 2003
1. the word for a female mexican
2. the penis of a mexican.
1. "Did the beaness refill the toilet paper yet?"
2. "Did you see that beaness in the stall between us?" "dude, what are you, gay?"
beaness by iq911506 November 9, 2010

Bestness 

Something that is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
I love that song its bestness
Bestness by GooD oL JR July 16, 2008

sweetness beatness 

A way of expressing joy or excitement.
"I found a pot of gold in the backyard."
"Sweetness beatness!"
sweetness beatness by tsm February 2, 2008

Beatness 

(Adj) the quality of being useless, annoying, bothersome, and generally incorrect

Esp. Describing an event, activity, or person
the latest research suggests that Tucker's beatness is the greatest threat to humanity
Beatness by doctorscience July 14, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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