doohickey

A name for a machine when you don't know what it does.

Look at this funky doohickey I got!

by Colony October 14, 2003

Colin

Colin is actually a Greek name meaning "Victor." The people that claim that it's a form of the Gaelic word "cailean" are confusing it with the Scottish feminine name Colina, whcih means "victory of the people," and is in fact a derivitive of the Gaelic "cailean," which is not spelled C-A-I-L-I-N, further proving that those other people don't know what they're talking about.

by Colony September 27, 2003

penis

Something most men wish were bigger.

Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!

by Colony September 20, 2003

breast

What lonely teenaged boys wish they could touch.

Look at that girl's breasts. I just want to reach over and...

by Colony September 20, 2003

Bobness

The essence of emulating Bob.

I glow with a powerful Bobness.

by Colony October 14, 2003

vagina dentata

1. A Freudian concept that all men are subconsiously afraid that their wives want to slice off their genitals. The term is Latin for "toothed vagina".

2. Name of a women's movement in Denmark that calls for women to not be submissive or un-agressive when in danger or being persecuted.

John Bobbit should have read up on vagina dentata.

by Colony January 21, 2004

man

Something you say when everything goes wrong.

Man, this just sucks.

by Colony September 20, 2003