boondongle 

A device you must plug into your computer to verify that you bought -- and are entitled to operate -- an over-priced and under-performing software application.

I found and plugged in the boondongle, but the software application turned out to be useless.

boondongle by jfkelley May 1, 2009

Boondongery 

fooling around; messing around.

We don't want any boondongery in this establishment.

Boondongery by MrWonka October 7, 2016

Boobdoggle 

An unneeded trip that is still made to soley to see female breasts.

Jim "You want to go to that new strip club down in Tampa?"
Bill" That sounds like the perfect boobdoggle, Im in!"

Boobdoggle by Pair of Aces August 21, 2011

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

Boondoggle by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

poondongle 

A special, rare charm-piece that attracts pussy and only fine pussy.

Ryan's poondongle was off the hook last night. I told him to leave some for the rest of us.

poondongle by TL0ve February 6, 2009

Bodongle 

To spread apart one's ass cheeks and bellow a folk song into one's rectum.

Marisa's ass cheeks were red raw after Henry bodongled into her rectum.

Bodongle by DoogleLover July 22, 2012

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work

During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.

Boondoggle by creaternity May 31, 2006