poondongle 

A special, rare charm-piece that attracts pussy and only fine pussy.

Ryan's poondongle was off the hook last night. I told him to leave some for the rest of us.

poondongle by TL0ve February 6, 2009

Poondoggle 

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

poontongue 

Also known as the clitoris.

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.

poontongue by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

poontangle 

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.

Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

poontangle by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009

Poondoggle 

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

Poondoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

Poontangled 

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.

"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."

Poontangled by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

poodangle 

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

poodangle by Punkdewde September 28, 2003