poondongle
poondongle by TL0ve February 6, 2009
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Poondoggle
Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!
Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010
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poondongle • poondoggle • Poondangler • poondangle • poondogle • Poon Mongler • poontangle • poodangle • poontangler • poontongue
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poontongue by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007
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poontangle by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009
Poondoggle
A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.
Poondoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006
Poontangled
Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
Poontangled by Houdini91 May 21, 2019
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