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Definitions by MrWonka

YouTuber and digital creator (supposidly) famous for his Minecraft builds of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and the Polar Express. Also known for alienating his audience every few years by changing what he makes.
MrWonka?

I SAID GOOD DAY!
MrWonka by MrWonka November 19, 2020

Volcano Bay 

The waterpark at Universal Orlando Resort. Known for its more intense attractions and the aqua coaster. Unlike most waterparks, all attractions have little to no wait times. This is done with the Tapu-Tapu system, a wearable band that you use to enter virtual queues, make payment, and activate various "secrets" around the park.
Volcano Bay is really great, when the Tapu-Tapu is working.
Volcano Bay by MrWonka November 10, 2020

Universal Orlando Resort 

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.
Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.

Islands of Adventure 

The second park at the Universal Orlando Resort. Each island is themed around literature, including Marvel, Comics, King Kong, Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, Greek Mytholigy, and Dr. Seuess. Often cited as the best themepark in the world, thanks to wide mix of ride types and intensity.
Adult: want to go to magic Kingdom or Islands of Adventure ?
Teens & adults: Islands!
Islands of Adventure by MrWonka November 7, 2020
Marketing gimik by AT&T to make it seem like they have 5g before any other carriers. In reality it's only a faster 4g lte that very few phones support.
AT&T 5ge - inventing new ways to mislead you.
5ge by MrWonka January 2, 2019

🚟 

The least loved emoji of all time
🚟 just wants to get noticed
🚟 by MrWonka October 6, 2017

Boondongery 

We don't want any boondongery in this establishment.
Boondongery by MrWonka October 7, 2016