MrWonka's definitions

Boondongery

fooling around; messing around.

We don't want any boondongery in this establishment.

by MrWonka October 7, 2016

Windows 9

What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.

Windows 9, just proving that Microsoft can't count.

by MrWonka December 23, 2015

5ge

Marketing gimik by AT&T to make it seem like they have 5g before any other carriers. In reality it's only a faster 4g lte that very few phones support.

AT&T 5ge - inventing new ways to mislead you.

by MrWonka January 2, 2019

🚟

The least loved emoji of all time

🚟 just wants to get noticed

by MrWonka October 6, 2017

Volcano Bay

The waterpark at Universal Orlando Resort. Known for its more intense attractions and the aqua coaster. Unlike most waterparks, all attractions have little to no wait times. This is done with the Tapu-Tapu system, a wearable band that you use to enter virtual queues, make payment, and activate various "secrets" around the park.

Volcano Bay is really great, when the Tapu-Tapu is working.

by MrWonka November 10, 2020

MrWonka

YouTuber and digital creator (supposidly) famous for his Minecraft builds of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and the Polar Express. Also known for alienating his audience every few years by changing what he makes.

MrWonka?

I SAID GOOD DAY!

by MrWonka November 19, 2020

Islands of Adventure

The second park at the Universal Orlando Resort. Each island is themed around literature, including Marvel, Comics, King Kong, Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, Greek Mytholigy, and Dr. Seuess. Often cited as the best themepark in the world, thanks to wide mix of ride types and intensity.

Adult: want to go to magic Kingdom or Islands of Adventure ?
Teens & adults: Islands!

by MrWonka November 7, 2020