boobness

All things to do with the glorification, display, or adoration and appreciation of one's boobs.

I got this new cashmere sweater today, it totally enhances my boobness!

I was walking down S. Tacoma Way and all these old guys in front of the Opal were totally tracking my boobness.

I looked in the mirror and could not help smiling at my boobness.

by ParadoxCowgirl December 30, 2011

boobnesia

boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.

In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.

Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.

by magpad November 19, 2010

Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

bobness

usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie

your just a bobness you!!

by allen jamieson April 21, 2005

boobless

Flat chest. Transition from the chest (or lack of) into the stomach with no boobs. Pancakes on a plate.

Holy boobless girl, she might not even have to wear a bra at all.

by PirateTara January 10, 2007

Bobness

The essence of emulating Bob.

I glow with a powerful Bobness.

by Colony October 14, 2003

bobness

Of the LPU, a person with too much to do and too little time to do it in.

He's a bobness!

by Betrek Istonzia May 3, 2004