bontoneous

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).

Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."

by the thorax August 4, 2019

Bonotonous

The point where you hear Bono preach the same thing more than once.

"No! That's enough, he's getting bonotonous now."

by Fat Pat July 17, 2005

bogroneous

The act of being both bogus and erroneous at the same time.

Dave: "That's bogroneous on all accounts"

by TH Binn May 10, 2009

bonmongous

bone•mon•gous | 'bonmongous |
noun

• A rogue penis that has taken a boner to the extreme; to the extent that the word 'boner' can no longer be used to accurately describe an erect penis.

• An epic boner that only the manliest men can achieve : A boner among boners.

• Describes an erection based on the degree of desperation for orgasm. Has little to do with the actual size of the phallus, but rather describes the feel of a raging boner; When ordering the slangs for erection in urgency, bonmongous is considerably more important than a normal or average boner. e.g., flaccid, stiffy, boner, bonmongous.

ORIGIN 2007 (originally Canada): based on BONER and HUMONGOUS

'Watching the fine acting of Kevin Costner in the wondrous cinematic experience, 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' (especially the scene where he is bathing in the river and you catch a glimpse of his muscular buttocks) creates a bonmongous occurrence in my banana hammock.'

'Oh shit! I sprung another bonmongous. It can't just be tucked into the wasteband of my tighties like a regular boner, I have no choice but to stick my junk out proudly.'

'Your boner lacks the prominency of which my bonmongous proudly exudes.
ps. prominency isn't the only thing my bonmongous exudes.'

'My bonmongous brings all the bitches to the yard, and they're like, "It's bigger than yours, damn right it's bigger than yours." '

by Jables. December 16, 2007

Bonotonous

The state of extreme, monotonous boredom, usually associated with study leave and exams. Extreme boredom Leaves you spending days on end in your room, revising, chatting on msn, and making strange words on urban dictionary.

"Man, this revising sucks, im so f**king bonotonous, im gunna get off msn and watch some paint dry."

by Biggy-J & Fly boy June 9, 2009

bonotonous

The constant droning and preaching from celebrities like BONO!

Live 8 was pretty good, but it was pretty bonotonous hearing all the celebs telling us how great they were.

by Fat Pat July 23, 2008

bonktaneous

Megan and Jacobs word.
Combination of bonkers and spontaneous.
Can be used in place of “spontaneously bonkers”

That is totally bonktaneous

by Bruh_momento69 November 25, 2019