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bonktaneous

Megan and Jacobs word.
Combination of bonkers and spontaneous.
Can be used in place of “spontaneously bonkers”
That is totally bonktaneous
by Bruh_momento69 November 25, 2019
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bontoneous

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
by the thorax August 4, 2019
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Bonktatious

A person whom is a bitch and goes to sleep early.
*On FaceTime*
*12:09 am*
Candace: Hey imma go to sleep
Baljeet: Why u gotta be so bonktatious
by Swaggerific666 April 22, 2021
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Bonktavious

Bonktavious. Adj. Bonktavious is more than absurd. This word is the meaning of silly absurd put together. If something is bonktavious, it is super crazy.
Friend: Oh my god! I just dropped my phone in a porta potty!!
You: Thats bonktavious!!
by Claire Argo December 31, 2022
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